Joke for the day

Sharing with you some laughter !

I was in the hair salon, I could see my grey hairs at the back and it is rather noticeable when the stylish lift them up. So I told him, no matter how many times I coloured my hair, it won't help much, so I decided not to colour them if possible. So he said, why worry, this is hi-light for the year!

Another friend chatted with me and want to share a joke with me..while waiting for his joke, he just typed hehehe...then I said where is the joke ? He said, I thought about it and not so funny anymore.. hahahaha. I told him, this is the best joke !

Today is first Friday in October, which is also a World Smile Day, I hope my two jokes had made you smile.

:)

Good Laugh - £7.00 well spent!!‏

An elderly man and woman, both in their 70's, walk into a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice, that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them £50, and says good bye.

A week later the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Carlton charges £198. The Hilton charges £139. We do it here for £50, and I get £43 back from Medicare.

Facebook

Something funny...hahaha !

My friend called me a few times while I was in the meeting, so finally I managed to talk to her, and she said "you got to listen to the whole story"

She added me to her facebook by looking for my name, so happily added and it was accepted also. And she noticed that my status is always busy...and I have been updating my status with something that is related to job nature. So when we spoken on the phone, she said I saw you on facebook, I said to her "are you sure?", I continued to tell her "I have never added you woh"...then she said, "wait wait, I have a hilarious story to tell"

What happened was, today she had another chat with "so called me" and she asked this person if my sister is still in Hong Kong and etc...And this person replied I think you got the wrong person, and I am actually a lecturer and "so called me" is actually a MAN.

Hahahaha....she was so embarrassed :)

Actually this type of laughter can be very therapeutic and I really laugh uncontrollably....

Lately, I find facebook is too congested and too many things in there. Somehow, I don't regard facebook as a tool to make friend with strangers. I have people that I don't know....no common friends that would like to add me as friend. I rather keep this as a way for me and my friends to keep in touch.

WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!

Have a good laugh ! Can be useful...lol !

HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.  SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.  HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?  SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.  HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?  SHE : I must've been given your share.  HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE : Your face must turn a few heads. SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.  SHE : Okay, get out. HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving?  HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?  SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.  HE : Can I have your name?  SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?  HE : Shall we go see a movie? SHE : I've already seen it.  HE : Where have you been all my life? SHE : Hiding from you. HE : Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE : Yes.. That's why I don't go there anymore.  HE : Is this seat empty? SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE : So, what do you do for a living? SHE : I'm a female impersonator.  HE : Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE : Do not enter.  HE : Your body is like a temple.  SHE : Sorry, there are no services today. HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

妈妈的男朋友

今晚和孩子们的话题就是妈妈的男朋友！

实在很有趣的话题！我们今晚用韩国料理，我的大女儿突然问我，为什么我有那么多韩国服装？在学校也跳韩国舞蹈。其实，我怀着她的时候，看了好多韩剧，所以当她出世时，她的样子有点像韩国女孩。有点像崔智友，大美女。我不是很认真地回答，因为妈妈喜欢吃韩国料理，喜欢看韩剧，所以她的服装也是必所当然！然后我和孩子们说那妈妈也找个韩国男朋友，还是任何种族肤色的人！

我儿子的反应是，妈妈可以交男朋友，但不可以结婚！我问他为什么呢？我说因为爸爸不在，所以妈妈可以认识男朋友！他说因为他怕他们合不来！他说妈妈的男朋友需要九年的时间和他相处后，才行！

我没想到我的孩子会有这种的想法，他只有九岁，他的想法竟然这么成熟还是我意想不到的！ 我安抚他， 解释给他知道妈妈最爱的还是孩子，妈妈一定先考虑孩子们的感受。如果妈妈交男友时，一定会告诉他们！

这孩子好可爱！

How men change ?

The Love Word: 
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you! 
After 6 months: Of course, I love you. 
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn ' t love you, then why did I marry you? 

Back from Work: 
After 6 weeks: Honey, I ' m home! 
After 6 months: I ' m BACK!! 
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet? 

Phone Ringing: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone. 
After 6 months: Here, it ' s for you. 
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!! 

Cooking: 
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good! 
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight? 
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN?? 

New Dress: 
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress. 
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again? 
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me? 

TV: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight? 
After 6 months: I like this movie. 
After 6 years: I ' m going to watch PIRATES play, if you ' re not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself! 

Making Love: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight? 
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!! 
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I ' m suffocating here!!!! 

Sharing this with all my friends who need a hearty laughter !!! 

Joke of the day

Halloween is around the corner...let me share this joke about ghost ! Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died. 1st ghost : How u died? 2nd ghost : I died of cold.  1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?  2nd ghost : Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings.  1st ghost : You're so pityful....  2nd ghost : How about you? How did u die?  1st ghost : I died from heart attack.  2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?  1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.

2nd ghost : Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now!!

Joke of the day

Yesterday my little girl Jolene waved at the dog and said good bye doggy...she seems to be fearless when approaching dogs.

So my son Jordan started this topic with me about chinese horoscope. He is born in the year of Rabbit..so he said he should get a long well with people born under the same sign, and my eldest daughter Joelle is born in Horse year, therefore she will get along with all the horses and come the baby, born in the year of dog...that explains why she loves dog.

Comes the mommy who is born the year of monkey...Jordan said "mom you don't have problem with us as we are the 3 monkeys at home !"

Joke of the day

This evening I had to get a gift for my girl's little friend in school. So to avoid going to bigger mall like One U where parking can be a nightmare, I decided to visit the Centrepoint...our neighborhood mall.

So, I was lucky enough that I found a gift shop...I went in greeted by a "Makcik" shopkeeper and she asked me if I was looking for a gift. I said to her "for 6 years old girl, ada Barbie Doll tak ?" Guess what she did...there were lots of soft toys and she pointed at a "Piggy" soft toy !

I couldn't help laughing and I walked out of the shop......

What a good laugh for the evening !