WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!!

Have a good laugh ! Can be useful...lol !

HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.  SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.  HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?  SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.  HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?  SHE : I must've been given your share.  HE : Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE : Your face must turn a few heads. SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.  SHE : Okay, get out. HE : I think I could make you very happy. SHE : Why? Are you leaving?  HE : What would you say if I asked you to marry me?  SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.  HE : Can I have your name?  SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?  HE : Shall we go see a movie? SHE : I've already seen it.  HE : Where have you been all my life? SHE : Hiding from you. HE : Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE : Yes.. That's why I don't go there anymore.  HE : Is this seat empty? SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE : So, what do you do for a living? SHE : I'm a female impersonator.  HE : Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE : Do not enter.  HE : Your body is like a temple.  SHE : Sorry, there are no services today. HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.